So, um...I think I have a history fetish. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I think it has something to do with the fact that I get a mental boner when shown anything of a historical nature. Documentary about Napoleon? BAM, Histo-boner. Book with Henry VIII on the cover? BAM! Viva La Vida album cover? BAM! I can't really do anything about it, but I think it's certainly one of the better fetishes (fetishii?) to have. So, anybody out there who would like to seduce me...you know what to do...Oh God, I'm so lonely...